in retrospect......

the stupid things students(well to be honest, me) say in practical exams

question: what general safety issues are there to watch out when getting patient to relax against wall to relieve breathlessness?

answer: err, unsafe walls? *doink*

question: *yadayadayadayada* and explain the signs. 

answer: har? sorry, i wasn't listening. too many jumbled thoughts.

In midst of explaining relaxed breathing to patient, "So i want to throw away all your thoughts and focus on gentle breathing. Just throw away all anxious thoughts." 

Yes, throw away your thoughts, they're all rubbish anyway. 

ha. another day then its liberty liberty sweet  liberty! 

you know its exam season when...

you have

neck pains- blame the unergonomic tables.

backaches

hunger pangs

muscle spasms

horrifically messy room- oh for shame!

a mountainous pile of laundry

and you feel neither dead nor fully alive till its over. 

thursday cannot come sooner. it is but 4 days away. 

He held my hand

shucksaboo..got martha. but it was alright. considering i was nearly on my deathbed this morning, throwing up and purging, amazing Lord helped me through the 1.5hour exam. Felt completely perky and buzzed around during the exam, then 5 mins later after i was done, nearly went blind from spots in my eyes. got diarrhoea and fever 5 mins after exam. how good is that...awesome God. praise Him, i would have positively failed if i was in the state i was before and after the exam. couldn't even process what people were saying around me. anyhoo, Rupert bear here i come! going to watch all the episodes. heee!
home soon! hoorah! oily penang hawker food...sar hor fun. slurps

a day more and i'll be flying without wings.. i pray i get Rashida Patel, who's all Rheumatoid Arthritis-ed out. martha with the chopped off leg is too fussy. itching to go camping in lake district. booyeah.

palastanga calls

time to switch off 30rock and think of ways to help George get over his frozen shoulder.
Rashida Patel needs new fingers due to her rheumatoid arthritis and silly woman Martha got her leg chopped off due to her excessive smoking and diabetes. Fictional people needing urgent physio here.

hark!

exams are over! herald the holidays! Woohoo! praise HaShem for such a good smooth exam. Brilliant case study, brilliant examiner, brilliant questions...brrrrilliant! Skipped out the exam room like a delirious lamb. anyhoo, thank God...and now we set off for the high seas! We shall set off for Chester, a pretty little Roman village, then we shall watch some nice movies, then we shall go January sale shopping....ah yes. life. embrace freedom!

going places.

one and a half more flaming days to go to the final exam. then, its fun fun under the winter sun exploring places! top of the list is to explore castles. then explore a forest. woohaahaahaa...

now lemme see......
Wigan first. To check out placement hospital. Wigan's dead boring.
Maybeee, Yorkshire? Heard they have some nice castles over there. the Yorkshire moors is Bronte land!
Warrick has nice castles so me aunt says. Might as well wait for her to take me anyways. =D
Want to go to Cambridge but again, will wait for people to chauffeur me for free.
Decisions...decisions.

Well, mosey back down to try to solve poor Tom's hematoma and get Geri back to walking after a hip arthroplasty. hate Tom and Geri.

flaming eyeballs.

anticipation. plans. big plans.


can't wait until exams are over. 1 more week of self-imposed stress. literally have hot eyeballs everyday. gah! i wish i could soak my eyeballs in a nice cold cup of water. mmmm....

got big plans ahead. travelling, old movies.............


sigh. back to osteoarthritis..old people (mostly). mahuan.