sighting

zoe celebrity-sighted whilst attending cell groups in manchester today. there she was, sipping hot chocolate when he passed by the cafe.

guess who she saw?
it was someone big. huge really. really enormous.
He's always on the set for American Idol, The X-Factor, Britain's Got Talent & Pop Idol.
He's quite fat and has got a huge head.
Can't you guess already? Isn't it obvious enough?

why, it was Simon Cowell's bodyguard of course! and the bodyguard had his own bodyguard. wahwahweewah.