eww! ah-yeer!

ang moh couples. they can be well and truly disgusting. making out while waiting for lifts, inside the lifts, in train stations, walking along the road, everywhere lah! so here i was, quietly minding my own business inside the lift in my hostel, when this ang moh couple come in and start making out behind me. the guy making weird noises and the fat, flabby girl giggling away. what am i supposed to do?? i turn away and pretend to fiddle with my handphone. thats when they make even more kissy, nibbling noises. ughhhh. vomit-inducing. thankfully the lift hits ground and i run. get to train station, buy ticket and quietly minding my own business again, i wait for the train. again another fat flabby porky couple come along and start making out behind me. why me?! these porky ang mohs! CIS betul!