like zoobeer wasn't bad enough

If i ever have a kid or kids, I think I will give them irish names such as the ones below. Just to create a difficult childhood (because we all know that relentless childhood teasing builds character).

For the girl: Ailbhe/Eabha/Clodagh/Aoibheann/Aoife/Niamh

For the boy: Tadhg/Eoghan/Eoin/Diarmuid/Caoimhin

Barmy potato-eating people.