Tuesday, April 6, 2010

tear jerkers

for goodness sake. someone has to stop nicholas sparks from writing another "heartwarming" novel. unbelievable but the man has managed to churn out another vomit-inducing piece of drivel that will, i predict, will top the bestseller's list again. Now, i don't normally care about authors and the piffle they write nowadays, but he writes books like "the notebook", "message in a bottle", "a walk to remember" (cue melodious hallmark music). In my humble opinion, they are just plain shite.

He has to be stopped. well, maybe its not his fault. its the "hopeless romantics" *suckers suckers* that ought to be shot for catapulting the man into fame (and earning him a crapload of money). The man has no imagination, the crux of his novels is the fact that the hero/heroine goes through numerous emotional sucker punches, loves, loses and discovers some profound truth about their inner strength. whoop dee doo.

Maybe i should write a heartwarming novel, about a girl inspired by nicholas sparks to change her life forever and embark on a personal mission to rid the world of romantic suckers.

sorry thats my rant of the day. its the stress talking. bring back the days of roald dahl's vivid, naughty imagination.

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