Sunday, May 24, 2009

futile ponderings attributed to sheer procrastination

I don't understand how years of narrating nature documentaries, the most famous ones include BBC Planet Earth and Blue Planet, still has not convinced David Attenborough that Darwinism is a load of baloney written by a man stuck aboard the Beagle for far too long. A man undoubtedly clever, but sadly deluded. Attenborough is an extremely clever man with a really nice deep soothing voice i might add (i have a penchant for soothing tones), but for him not to realise the wonders & complexities of nature created by Elohim, is sheer stupidity.  And to dismiss it all based on natural selection  is idiotic. 

Plus now that they've found that fossil, they're saying I'm descended from a freaking lemur. As Captain Haddock would say, "Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles!"

Pity, because i really do admire the man. But, it doesn't detract from the fact that BBC planet earth is the best documentary ever made..bestest! Has everything you need to know about the earth. Thus ends my avoidance of work, I am resolved to get back to it. Now.

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