Saturday, January 3, 2009

rhyme me a limerick

i love rhymes & limericks.

Mary had a row boat the row boat had a bell
Mary went to heaven the row boat went to
Hello operator give me #9
if you disconnect me I'll kick you from
behind the 'frigerator there was a piece of glass
Mary sat upon it and cut her big fat
ask me no more questions
tell me no more lies
the cow jumped over the moon
and left two chocolate pudding pies

limericks
A mosquito was heard to complain,
'A chemist has poisoned my brain!'
The cause of his sorrow was
paradichloro-triphenyldichloroethane.

http://www.beachnet.com/~jeanettem/chants.html#MARY

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